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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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hank or soda - 18 yrs old - taken - he/she + neos

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i am not a roleplayer, or a kin! i am just hank. i don’t consider other hanks “doubles.” kiss me :3

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brainrotdotorg

i am never talking to a cishet person again. did you know some of these people believe that watching porn is cheating

brainrotdotorg

queers are out here having five dimensional sex and cishets are living in the stone age...... we have to enlighten them......

brainrotdotorg

#I know a guy whose ex made him stop masturbating cause she said it counted as cheating

WE HAVE TO FUCKING HELP THEM WHAT DO YOU MEAN MASTURBATING IS CHEATING . CHEATING WITH WHO.

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charlesoberonn

Still feels weird that the same band made "You're Gonna Go Far, Kid" and "Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"

charlesoberonn

It's like if Smash Mouth and Fall Out Boy were one band.

zennistrad

The Offspring are honestly a contender for the funniest punk band ever, made even funnier by the fact that Dexter Holland is pushing 60 now and has a PhD in virology.

zennistrad

Like imagine being on an academic committee and reviewing a dissertation on HIV protein-encoding genomes and it's from a guy with frosted tips whose greatest legacy is the Crazy Taxi soundtrack.

That's the Offspring.

luna-writes-stuff

We’re talking about the hilarious band that is Offspring? Good, I have things to say:

1. I have their albums on vinyl and on the record they’ll say stuff like “yeah, just lay back and do nothing”, or “wow that song was amazing”, and it comes out of nowhere.

2. Saw them live this year; 30 minutes before they get on they’ll have a big count down with a gorilla shooting shirts into the crowd with a bazooka. They have kiss cams, dance cams, drink cams etc. They do quizzes. It’s mayhem.

3. Speaking of their live shows, their playlist during the wait consisted out of the Spice Girls and Darude Sandstorm. That’s not a joke.

4. They pride themselves on the fact they are not a serious band. Nothing about them is taken in serious context. They don’t need to. They’re Offspring.

In conclusion, they’re so stupid, I love them

offspring is a staple of my upbringing p fly for a white guy is also such a fun song. so glad a punk band at the time talked about white posers using black modern culture ''theyre gonna kick his lily ass'' is a great lyric
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